Big fat credit to 'Thewlis Rox' @ davidthewlis.net.
Fan: Hey, do you mind if I go in first to get in the theater? I just love Harry Potter!
Fan: Hello? Well I know you’ve been here longer in line, but I read this book like months ago so I’ve been waiting longer than you probably. So I guess I’ll just-
Me: I’VE DONE MY WAITING.
Me: -TWELVE YEARS OF IT.
Fan: But it hasn’t even been ou-
Me: IN AZKABAN.
Harry Potter's fourth child was called "Dobby Hedwig" and his fifth was called "George's Ear."
My computer came down with a case of idiocy.
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“I try to stay away from the internet. Occasionally, I’ll type my name into Google to see what comes up — that’s funny. At the moment, it’s ‘gay’, ‘Twitter’ and ‘alcoholic’. That’s the top three [laughs]. ‘Gay’ always comes up, although it comes up for most people — even Florence Welch. So, really, if people aren’t saying you’re gay, you don’t have a career."
- Daniel Radcliffe by Danielle Levitt for Shortlist Magazine Feb 2012
I don’t know, maybe NEVILLE FUCKING LONGBOTTOM?